Comedy Video (1min 22sec): John McCain's Age Card. Confused? Forgetting what you stand for? Sleeping on the job? You need the Age Card. If McCain, 71, wins he would be the oldest person ever inaugurated as president. "I am older than dirt and have more scars than Frankenstein," John McCain likes to say.
"No one likes getting old. You forget things..., easily get confused..., contradict yourself..., have trouble remembering where you are..., fall asleep in a in inappropriate places..., and you start to hardly resemble the person you once were.
"And that's why you need 'the age card'. It lets people know that they should take it easy on you, or maybe attempt to spin your age into something positive like 'having experience' or 'being adorable'. It tells people you're slow. crotchety, and are frustrated easily.
The 'age card' is available wherever things for old people are sold. So stop by your local drug store...
