Barack & Chris

Barack Obama: "I'm in this race because I'm tired of hearing about Jena. I'm tired of reading about nooses. I'm tired of hearing about a Justice Department that doesn't understand justice.

"When I am president of the United States, we will have a Civil Rights division that actually is investigating crimes. We will have a Civil Rights division that is enforcing voting rights. We will have a Civil Rights division that believes in justice and equality for all Americans because the president of the United States will believe in justice and equality for all Americans.

"And by the way, your next president will actually believe in the Constitution of the United States of American and will uphold that constitution. That's why I'm in this race.

"I'm in this race because I'm tired of Democrats thinking that the only way to look tough on national security is to act and vote and talk like a George Bush Republican...."

Anna Nicole Smith

Satire and parody aside, we think this is extremely objectionable, misogynistic content. We still don't understand how FOX is allowed to call this "news."

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Noam Chomsky

In a major address, Noam Chomsky says there has been little change in the conventional debate over a US invasion abroad: from Vietnam to Iraq, the two main political parties and political pundits differ only on the tactics of US goals, which are assumed to be legitimate. On the other hand, public opposition to war has also remained consistent, Chomsky says, but, whether Iraqi or American, ignored.

"...So when President Bush came in there was an agreement, called the framework agreement, that had been established in 1994, neither the United States nor North Korea is quite living up to it, but it was more or less functioning. At that time North Korea, under the framework agreement, had stopped any testing of long range missiles. They had maybe 1 or 2 bombs worth of plutonium and it was verifiably not making more..."

Noam Chomsky

In a major address, Noam Chomsky says there has been little change in the conventional debate over a US invasion abroad: from Vietnam to Iraq, the two main political parties and political pundits differ only on the tactics of US goals, which are assumed to be legitimate. On the other hand, public opposition to war has also remained consistent, Chomsky says, but, whether Iraqi or American, ignored.

"...Panamanian human rights organizations claim that we don't know, because we don't actually count our crimes. Victors don't do that. Only the defeated. It aroused no interest here. There was barely a mention in the morning. There was als no interest in Bush One's invasion of Panama. Panama was a clear case of aggression..."