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From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE…

I Post Late Night Snark...Just Because I Cain:

"The harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt. … Cain held a press conference this evening to address the sexual harassment charges from numerous women coming out of the woodwork. Incidentally, I believe his woodwork coming out is one of the things he's accused of."
---Stephen Colbert
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"Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, 'Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?"
---David Letterman
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Cain Debate Clip: "We didn’t hear about [this bill] in the previous Congress because Princess Nancy sent it to committee and it stayed there!"
Jon Stewart: "Princess! … There's only three times you should ever use that term: with an actual female member of the Royal Family, a new Maltese puppy you got, and… Oh, what's the third? [Long pause] I'm gonna say EPA."
---The Daily Show
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"Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen."
---Jay Leno
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"The latest castoff from 'Dancing With the Stars,' Herman Cain, is here with us tonight. No, wait, I'm sorry. That's a joke from next year."
---Jimmy Kimmel

And two jokes from three years ago (guess which one is unintentional):

"Attention passengers: The Straight Talk Express is no longer in service. ... Barack Obama is our new president. I think I speak for everybody when I say, 'Anybody mind if he starts a little early?' ... At the end of the night, the electoral vote count was 349 for Obama, 148 for McCain. Or as Fox News says: too close to call."
---David Letterman
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"Barack Obama could be really smart and give Joe Lieberman a position within the administration."
---Very Serious Politico Journalist Roger Simon

ALERT: Today (Happy Veteran's Day!) is the last day of the special Netroots Nation promotion. Register to attend 2012 convention (Providence, June 7-10) and they'll donate $50 to Netroots for the Troops. They've even set up a dedicated link, which this is. It. Here. <--- Whoops, you've gone too far, it's back there.

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