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If I Had A Million Dollars

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If I Had A Million DollarsMusic Video 4:27. Barenaked Ladies. If I Had A Million Dollars.

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000
Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
([Talking:] We could just go up there and hang out.
Like open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be foods laid out for us
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmmmm.
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well can you blame them. Yeah)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.

The Ultimate Talking Dog Wants Food

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The Ultimate Talking DogHilarious Comedy Video 1min 21sec.

Man: "Food. You know, I just couldn't stop thinking about it. So, I went to the 'fridge and open up the meat drawer. You knw what the meat drawer is, right?"

Dog: "Yeah. What was in there?"

Man: "Well, I'll tell you what was in there. You know that bacon that's like maple? Maple flavor?"

Dog: "The maple kind. Yeah."

Man: "So I took that out. And I thought, I know who would like that..., Me. So I ate it"

Dog: "Your kidding me."

The Ultimate Talking Dog Wants Food

This video is one of YouTube's most watched videos, with 17.571,145, as of today.

Women Different From Men and Vice Versa

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Amanda GoreComedy Video 5min 8sec. ‪Why women are different from men and vice versa By Amanda Gore‬. When it comes to touch, men and women genuinely are from different planets! In this hysterical clip, Amanda has a fun filled look at what women want and why men don't understand it! Men really are from Mars and Woman from Venus!

More than 20 years ago, Amanda launched her speaking career by talking about connections that count, leading with the heart, motivating with laughter, and bringing out the best in people. With today's mergers and cross-cultural workplaces, Amanda stresses the importance of creating joyful corporate communities that bring people together productively and profitably.

Her thoughtful and intelligent assessment of what it takes to lead, coach, and inspire corporate teams to outstanding results in a range of businesses from healthcare to technology, finance to real estate, energy to hospitality, and insurance to retail has distinguished her as one of the world's most sought-after experts in her field.

Author of four books and numerous videos, Amanda has a degree in Physical Therapy, a major in Psychology, and expertise in physical therapy, group dynamics, neurolinguistics, and occupational health. She has worked in corporations, colleges, hospitals, and private practice and has often been interviewed on radio and TV on her areas of expertise.

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Eddie Rabbit: "I Love A Rainy Night"

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Eddie Rabbit: Music Video 3:16.

Especially for the people of Taos. Eddie Rabbit performs: "I Love A Rainy Night".

Lyrics:

Well, I love a rainy night,
I love a rainy night,
I love to hear the thunder,
Watch the lightning,
When it lights up the sky,
You know it makes me feel good,

Well, I love a rainy night
It's such a beautiful sight
I love to feel the rain
On my face
Taste the rain on my lips
In the moonlight shadow

Showers washed
All my cares away
I wake up to a sunny day
'Cos I love a rainy night
Yeah, I love a rainy night
Well, I love a rainy night
Well, I love a rainy night

Ooh-ooh

I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
I love to hear the thunder
Watch the lightning
When it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good

Well, I love a rainy night
It's such a beautiful sight
I love to feel the rain
On my face
To taste the rain on my lips
In the moonlight shadows

Puts a song
In this heart of mine
Puts a smile on my face every time

'Cos I love a rainy night
Yeah, I love a rainy night
Ooh, I love a rainy night
Yeah, I love a rainy night

Ooh-ooh

[Instrumental Break]

Showers washed
All my cares away
I wake up to a sunny day
'Cos I love a rainy night
Yeah, I love a rainy night
Well, I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
Well, I love a rainy night
You can see it in my eyes
Yeah, I love a rainy night
Well, it makes me high
Ooh, I love a rainy night
You know I do, yeah, yeah
I love a rainy night

I love a rainy night
You can see it in my eyes.

Thanks to a FaceBook tip from Billie Daugherty

CIA's Facebook Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs

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CIA Agent Mark ZuckerburgComedy Video 3min 44sec. CIA's Facebook Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs.

Congress today reauthorized money for Facebook the massive online survailance program run by the CIA.

According to Department of Homeland Security reports Facebook has replaced almost every other CIA information gathering program sine it was launched in 2004.

CIA: "After years of secretly monitoring the public, we were astounded so many people would willingly publicize where they live, their religious and political views, alphabetized list of all their friends, personal email addresses, phone numbers, hundreds of photos of themselves and even status updates about that they were doing moment to moment. It is truly a dream come true for the CIA."

Much of the credit belongs to CIA agent, Mark Zuckerburg, who runs the day to day operation of Facebook for the agency.

The decorated agent, code named "the overlord" was recently awarded the prestigious medal of intelligence commendation for his work with the Facebook program which he has called "the single most powerful tool for population control ever created."

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