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Comedy Video (2min 58sec): Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency. President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.

Brian Scott: "Tracy, President Bush has been showing real leadership out here. Yesterday he started the day with a flyover tour of Kansas. Of course, that's one of the fifty states in the path of this presidency.

"And then he stopped in Denver to deliver a very moving speech that offered as much encouragement as he could to the approximately three hundred million people whose lives have been completely torn apart..."

"Some US citizens were able to evacuate safely to Canada."