Man: "Food. You know, I just couldn't stop thinking about it. So, I went to the 'fridge and open up the meat drawer. You knw what the meat drawer is, right?"
Dog: "Yeah. What was in there?"
Man: "Well, I'll tell you what was in there. You know that bacon that's like maple? Maple flavor?"
Dog: "The maple kind. Yeah."
Man: "So I took that out. And I thought, I know who would like that..., Me. So I ate it"
Dog: "Your kidding me."
The Ultimate Talking Dog Wants Food
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Comedy Video 5min 8sec. Why women are different from men and vice versa By Amanda Gore. When it comes to touch, men and women genuinely are from different planets! In this hysterical clip, Amanda has a fun filled look at what women want and why men don't understand it! Men really are from Mars and Woman from Venus!
More than 20 years ago, Amanda launched her speaking career by talking about connections that count, leading with the heart, motivating with laughter, and bringing out the best in people. With today's mergers and cross-cultural workplaces, Amanda stresses the importance of creating joyful corporate communities that bring people together productively and profitably.
Her thoughtful and intelligent assessment of what it takes to lead, coach, and inspire corporate teams to outstanding results in a range of businesses from healthcare to technology, finance to real estate, energy to hospitality, and insurance to retail has distinguished her as one of the world's most sought-after experts in her field.
Author of four books and numerous videos, Amanda has a degree in Physical Therapy, a major in Psychology, and expertise in physical therapy, group dynamics, neurolinguistics, and occupational health. She has worked in corporations, colleges, hospitals, and private practice and has often been interviewed on radio and TV on her areas of expertise.
Comedy Video 3min 44sec. CIA's Facebook Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs.
Congress today reauthorized money for Facebook the massive online survailance program run by the CIA.
According to Department of Homeland Security reports Facebook has replaced almost every other CIA information gathering program sine it was launched in 2004.
CIA: "After years of secretly monitoring the public, we were astounded so many people would willingly publicize where they live, their religious and political views, alphabetized list of all their friends, personal email addresses, phone numbers, hundreds of photos of themselves and even status updates about that they were doing moment to moment. It is truly a dream come true for the CIA."
Much of the credit belongs to CIA agent, Mark Zuckerburg, who runs the day to day operation of Facebook for the agency.
The decorated agent, code named "the overlord" was recently awarded the prestigious medal of intelligence commendation for his work with the Facebook program which he has called "the single most powerful tool for population control ever created."
Video 4min 54sec. Katie Goodman - I Didn't F*ck It Up.
Broad Comedy: They sing, they dance, and they impersonate familiar politicos. They dress up as eager sperm lobbying an egg, as cranky nursing mothers who sing about ‘‘All That Crap,’’ and as teenage girls enamored by the youth abstinence movement who perform a little ditty called ‘‘I’m Saving My Hymen for Jesus.’’
‘‘They’’ are the six irreverent and very funny women who perform ‘‘Broad Comedy,’’ and they bring a distinctly liberal and provocatively feminist approach to sketch comedy.
Winner of Best of Vancouver Fringe Fest 2005, ‘‘Broad Comedy’’ has been called a cross between ‘‘Saturday Night Live’’ and ‘‘The Vagina Monologues.’’ The show offers its unflinching satire Saturday nights in March at the Stuart Street Playhouse.
Broad Comedy is led by Brookline, Mass native Katie Goodman, the daughter of Globe columnist Ellen Goodman. Goodman, 37, now makes her home in Bozeman, Mont. — as do three other members of the ‘‘Broad’’ cast — and is a founder of the National Women’s Theatre Festival in Los Angeles, as well as a founding member of Spontaneous Combustibles Improvisational Comedy Troupe. Goodman wrote the show with her husband, playwright Soren Kisiel.
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
J. R. was feeling bored in Frankfurt Airport during a 6 hour layover so he posted this hilarious piece.
"Now, in a desperate attempt to fill 24 hours of programming, here's some bull-shitthat happened somewhere today.
"We've got some fottage here of the bull-shit which began that began just after three this afternoon when residents of this neighborhood were shocked to see this fairly common thing happening.
"An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms..."